成年人冷知识：成年人生活的感受！

01

　　对上床休息这件事儿感到兴奋，意味着你的成年人生活已经进化到了全新的高度。
　　Being excited to get into bed is a different level of adulting.

02

　　成年人的生活就是：每当手机消息音响起，你都会马上开始焦躁不爽。
　　Adulting is getting pissed off anytime your phone rings.

03

　　成年人的生活感受大概像这样——
　　我没事儿的
　　我真的没事儿
　　adulting means——
　　I'm totally fine
　　I mean it

04

　　我突然回过神来发现，为什么从来没有人告诉我，变成成年人意味着你每天都要过一种惨到要哭出来的生活。
　　I'm just up thinking like damn... so nobody was gon tell me being an adult make u wanna cry everyday.

05

　　成年人的生活意味着你的朋友和你相距十万八千里，你们的交流模式是不断给对方发送网上看到的沙雕视频，然后加一句「看到这个我突然想到了你」。
　　Being an adult means you have a friend and he live in different part of the country and you just send each other weird videos and say ,"this made me think of you".

06

　　我永远成不了一个提前准备饭菜的女孩，我更喜欢那种像狗一样四处寻找食物的痛苦与狂喜。
　　I'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog.

07

　　变成成年人基本意味着，你要不断在网上搜 ABCD 各种事情到底该咋做。
　　So turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.

08

　　成年生活最糟糕的部分就是，每个晚上你都得考虑今天到底特喵的吃点啥。
　　Easily the worst part of adulthood is having to decide what's for dinner every single goddamn night.

09

　　成年人的生活相当狂野，因为你必须每天醒来为自己的生活而战。
　　Adulting is wild cos you'll have to wake up and fight for your life every single day.

10

　　总的来说，成年生活基本就是累到想死 → 有了点动力 → 再次累到想死，无限循环。
　　So in summary, adulthood is basically a cycle of being tired then being motivated then tired again.

11

　　我曾经觉得成年人的生活就是要处理一个接一个的要紧事儿。但是我错了。
　　成年人的生活是同时处理多个要紧事儿，每时每刻所有事情都在毫无防备地同时发生，你要保持这种生活状态直到永远。
　　l used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.
　　Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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